Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The Big One

IN WHAT WE ANTICIPATE WILL BE THE BIGGEST EVENT IN OUR HISTORY, I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS ORGANIZATION HAS REACHED AGREEMENT WITH THE NEW YORK YANKEES TO CO-SPONSOR A COMPLIMENTARY PROSTATE CANCER SCREENING BEFORE AND DURING THE GAME AGAINST THE CONTENDING TAMPA BAY RAYS ON WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9th.

THE SCREENING WILL BE AVAILABLE WHEN THE GATES OPEN AT 4PM--WE MAY RECEIVE PAPAL DISPENSATION TO OPEN AT 3P--AND TAKE PLACE IN THE FIRST-AID ROOM ON THE MAIN LEVEL BEHIND HOME PLATE.

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